A New Satellite Standard for the Modern Age
Introducing SphereSat, a new satellite standard designed to suit hobbyists and veterinarians everywhere. A SphereSat is a sphere-shaped satellite with a radius of exactly π centimeters, but with infinite volume inside. This shape allows for an indefinite number of payloads with undefined masses to be placed on board. A SphereSat should only be used in sun-synchronous orbits because it is frightened by the dark, and additionally must always be back home before 11:30pm–no exceptions. SphereSats should have solar cells on each side in order to help activate the mandatory fusion reactor on board. The power generated by this reactor should not be measured for this will cause a thermonuclear paradox.